Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Curmudgeonocracy 7—More That’s Wrong


Progressivism and Equality

“You know, Julie, it appears that progressives’ knowledge of biology is comparable to their knowledge of economics.  They seem to think that money grows on trees and that all people must be compensated equally irrespective of abilities and accomplishments.”

“I’m convinced that progressives tend to be spendthrifts, Curmudge, but what about their views on biology?”

“Progressives are clearly wrong.  I’m living proof of inequality.  I’m not big enough to play in the NFL or tall enough for the NBA.  Let’s face it; inequality is endemic in the human race.  However, progressives and conservatives are pretty close on equal opportunity.  They both feel that people should be equal in their opportunity to get a basic education and live in an enriching and productive environment.  But in addition, progressives believe that everyone should have an equal outcome in life, as if they were stamped out of a machine as little widgets.  That is, equal despite their inherent differences in initiative, intellect, and a host of other conditions.”

“Gosh, Old Guy, do progressives truly believe that that is possible?”

“Probably not, Julie.  I’m exaggerating, but they seem determined to make the nation do everything feasible to meet their vision.  And they seem willing to impoverish the country in the process.”

“So, Professor, how does that translate into the ‘here’ and ‘now’ in America?”

“Progressivism and politics are symbiotic, because the administrative state is essential in applying progressive concepts.  To a politician, the greatest good that he or she can do for the country is get re-elected.  Thus to make that happen, he/she will support progressive measures—often despite their cost—if they seem popular.  Consider federal government food stamps.  If a politician supports expansion of that program, the recipient will support the politician; he will not bite the hand that literally feeds him.  This has been proven by the riots in Europe that have erupted when governments considered reducing social programs that people feel are their ‘entitlements.’ “

“I get it, Curmudge.  That’s why Social Security is considered the ‘third rail’ of politics.  And from my reading (1), the U.S. deficit will increase by $40 trillion over the next 20 years, mostly due to Social Security, health entitlements, and interest costs.  The progressives don’t seem to show much concern over tackling this problem.  Perhaps we should remind our readers—once again—just how big a number a trillion is.  If one counts backward in time for one trillion seconds, the date would be 30,000 B.C.”

“Forty trillion is indeed a mind-boggling price to pay for 20 years worth of mostly social programs, Julie, but the progressives’ goal of equal outcomes would also be a big hit to our culture and wellbeing.  Suppose the government decided to create universal equality by confiscatory taxation of all high earners and achievers.  The driving force for generating new knowledge and developing new products would disappear.  And with everyone equally poor, there would be no support for symphony orchestras in small cities, college scholarships, or charities.  Life would be harsh and drab—almost like the Middle Ages.”

“If that had been implemented when you were born in 1934, Senior Citizen, we wouldn’t have had jet planes, transistors, computers, and all the benefits of modern medicine.  And without college scholarships, you wouldn’t have met the future Mrs. Curmudgeon.  Here’s a quotation from Winston Churchill about being equally poor. ‘The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings.  The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.’ “

“The draconian costs of equality are also portrayed in an amusing but frightening way in a short story by Kurt Vonnegut (2) recalled by Al, one of our editors.  ‘The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal.’  ‘Nobody was smarter, better looking, stronger, or quicker than anybody else.’  The new constitutional amendments were enforced by The U.S. Handicapper General.  Because there was no way to bring people up to a higher performance level, those with physical talents had to wear bags of lead shot to hold them down.  Those with the ability to think had noisemakers installed in their ears to disturb any creative thoughts.  The story described ballerinas with masks to cover pretty faces and sash weights to make them clumsy.”

“I think I’m going to be sick again, Curmudge.  If that were not fiction, the Handicapper General and staff would be exceptionally dedicated progressives.”

“Any system of government that suppresses or subjugates the people has to have enforcers like the Handicapper General.  If the people are required to be equal in terms of outcome, the enforcers must be a higher political class.  That proves the impossibility of universal equality.  Which brings us to another more familiar lesson from fiction.  It’s George Orwell’s Animal Farm.  All animals are equal.  But some are more equal than others.’  I think that’s what we have in the Administrative State.”

“Just because the progressives view themselves as a higher political class, it doesn’t mean that they are higher achievers.  Consider, for example, the Affordable Care Act as observed by Phil Gramm in The Wall Street Journal (3):  ‘Judged by the deeply flawed roll out and the necessity for endless illegal waivers, merely implementing the law as written seems to be far beyond the capacity of the U.S. government.’ ”

“And in addition, Julie, the bureaucratic minions are led by political hacks with inadequate management experience.”

“Here’s my arm again, Curmudge.  Put your thumb on the anti-nausea acupressure point on my wrist.”      

Kaizen Curmudgeon      


(1)  Portman, Rob  Heading Off the Entitlement Meltdown The Wall Street Journal, 7/22/14, p. A9.
(2)  Vonnegut, Kurt  Harrison Bergeron in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction (October, 1961).
(3)  Gramm, Phil  A 2014 ealth-Care Stfrategy: FreedomHhHealth-Care Strategy: Freedom The Wall Street Journal 7/25/14, p. A13.

Link to posting from blog archives: Evidence-Based Medicine 510/21/10

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