Sunday, May 27, 2012

Spring Cleaning—This Isn’t “Happy Talk”


“Curmudge, I googled it.  ‘Happy Talk’ is a song that was sung by Bloody Mary in the musical, South Pacific.  But I was hoping that as you cleaned out your files this spring you’d find quotations that were cheerful and encouraging.”

“For the most part, it didn’t turn out that way, Julie.  And most of these quotes are fairly recent.  They suggest that health care should still be in intensive care.”

“Well I hope that our readers realize that these are quotations from notable authors and not original with you and me.”

“Julie, after 200 postings our readers should realize that nothing is original with you and me.  So sit back and shudder at what you are hearing.”

“Health care remains fundamentally unsafe.”  (L. Leape, runningahospital.com, 3/20/12)

“Too often, doctors think they are infallible, communication between doctors and nurses is poor, and accountability is virtually non-existent.”  “There is difficulty admitting that well-meaning, highly trained, competent doctors predictably and continuously make mistakes.”  (Peter Pronovost, Wall St. Journal, 2/17/10)

“We (physicians) can’t know it all.  We can’t do it all by ourselves.”  “Holding on to that old culture (complete autonomy) has been a disaster.”  “We need pit crews, not cowboys.”  (A. Gawande, TED talk, April 2012)

“You can’t practice medicine by committee.”  “Uniformity of practice is a nonsensical goal that fails to allow for differing expression of disease states.”  (S. Greenfield, Wall St. Journal, 9/07/10)

“It sounds, Curmudge, as if Dr. Greenfield doesn’t favor standardized work, algorithms, and checklists.”

“That’s why a goal of evidence-based medicine is to accommodate variation between patients while minimizing variation between clinicians.”   

“Most clinicians and nurses believe quality improvement is done to them rather than something they do.”  “Without physician leadership, quality improvement efforts are unlikely to succeed.”  (P. Pronovost, beckershospitalreview.com 2/28/12)

“The average Medicare patient sees two physicians and five specialists a year.”  “You (patient) have to be the central communicator…there is no little Tinkerbell picking up your medical records and automatically delivering them to the physicians in your life who should know what is happening with you.”  (B. Gray, kevinmd.com 4/09/12)

“We don’t often talk about money, Julie, but here are some ways to achieve big savings:”

“Decrease the practice of routinely administering untargeted chemotherapeutic false hope and real suffering to patients with widespread metastatic cancer.  Recognize death to be normal, and endeavor to make it as dignified and free from pain as possible.  Do not prolong dying to keep the revenue flowing.”  (George Lundberg)  “Stop overtreatment with unneeded antibiotics, surgery, and intensive care, especially at the end of life.”  (Donald Berwick)  (Both found in kevinmd.com 5/07/12)  

“Whether happy or not, physicians set the tone at their places of work.”  (G. Hood, Survey of physician happiness.)

“L.A.M.E. = Lean as mistakenly executed.”  (M. Graban, LeanBlog 4/10/12)

“No one can guarantee the right outcome from a treatment for an individual patient.”  (P. Hartzband & J. Groopman, Wall St. Journal, 3/31/12)

“Creating a culture of safety includes: Admitting our own errors and mistakes when they occur, and feeling empowered and supported to speak up when we see another’s. (and)  Learning from errors so that we don’t repeat them.”  (O. Peskovitz, runningahospital.com 3/16/12)

“Julie, you should find this example of precise performance to be encouraging:”

“An aircraft carrier is an airport on top of a nuclear power plant (run by) a bunch of 19-year olds.”  (S. Patterson, runningahospital.com 4/18/12)

“That’s an oversimplification, Curmudge.  You know that those 19-year olds are led by the best of the best and that all critical functions—especially on the flight deck—are exquisitely choreographed and perfected by repetition.”

“Our local hospitals will never go to sea, Julie, but I’ll bet that those kids could teach them a thing or two about the value of standard work.”

Kaizen Curmudgeon

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